Me: Friday is our anniversary! What are we going to do?
Patrick: Well I’m not sure if you want me to plan some epic date, I thought we could just be together.
Me: Well yes but I thought maybe we could go to dinner.
Patrick: (blank stare)
Me:….Or we can just order pizza and stay in.
Patrick: Yeah! Hey, maybe Bradley can come over.
Yes. There’s nothing more romantic than your sister’s 50 lb. dog farting on your lap.
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